Here’s the omnibus of the smut ficlets I did. Pairings include:
Danvin, Rayvin, Mavin, Raychael, Burnie/Kerry, Gavin/Kerry, RWBoYs, Micheoff, Gus/Geoff, Lindsay/Barbara, Lindsay/Gavin, Monty/Miles, Joel/Burnie, Joelay, AH OT6, Burnie/Gavin/Ray/Kerry
Rating is NC-17 obviously
Fuck You | Sleeping With Sirens (originally by Cee Lo Green)
The Magic Begins: 8/30 - A scene you really wanted to be in the movies, but wasn’t:
The Tale of Ariana Dumbledore:
“When my sister was six years old, she was attacked, set upon, by three Muggle boys. They’d seen her doing magic, spying through the back hedge: she was a kid, she couldn’t control it, no witch or wizard can at that age. What they saw scared them, I expect. They forced their way through the hedge, and when she couldn’t show them the trick, they got a bit carried away trying to stop the little freak doing it.”
“It destroyed her , what they did: She was never right again. She wouldn’t use magic, but she couldn’t get rid of it; it turned inward and drove her mad. It exploded out of her when she couldn’t control it, and at times she was strange and dangerous. But mostly, she was sweet, scared and harmless.”
“Then, when she was fourteen, she had one of her rages, and my mother wasn’t as young as she was, and… it was an accident. Ariana couldn’t control it. But my mother was killed.”
“And there was an argument… and I pulled out my wand, and he pulled out his, and I had the Cruciatus Curse used on me by my brother’s best friend – and Albus was trying to stop him, and then all three of us were dueling, and the flashing lights and the bangs set her off, she couldn’t stand it –”
“– and I think she wanted to help, but she didn’t really know what she was doing, and I don’t know which of us did it, it could have been any of us – and she was dead.”
“Gone. Gone forever.”
~ Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter 28, The Missing Mirror
Actresses Used in this set: Anna Clark, Bonnie Wright, Elle Fanning, Taylor Geare. Clips from The Event, Super 8, Inception, HP2, HP5, HP6, HP8, Pretty Little Liars
PRINCE OF TENNIS OVA: YUDAN SEZU NI I—AHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHTOBE
You know, you fight and you fight for this family, but the truth is they don’t need you. Not like you need them.
The Legends Brought to Life - Pokemon Illustrations
Created by MeAndMyRobot
holy shit HO-OH
- Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
- They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
- They live right by the kitchen.
- Their head of house teaches herbology.
- “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
- Slytherins obviously do cocaine.