Ramblings of a Panda

What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts

Sat, 04 May 2013 19:46:07 -0400

I mean,

Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.

They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.

They live right by the kitchen.

Their head of house teaches herbology.

“Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.

Slytherins obviously do cocaine.

#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE EGG IN A BATH WAS A LEGIT IDEA

23 DEEP ASS Questions.

Sat, 04 May 2013 19:40:00 -0400

1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?

2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?

3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?

4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?

5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.

6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?

7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?

8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?

9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?

10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?

11. Does love = sex?

12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?

13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?

14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite/same sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?

15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?

16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?

17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?

18. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?

19.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?

20. Are you old fashioned?

21. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?

22.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?

23.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?

me: oh man I really love this character

Sat, 04 May 2013 19:29:52 -0400

me: oh man I really love this character
me: I just want to see them get tortured and be miserable
me: and take a trillion dicks

arthursbone: sentimentalsaturdays: when I’m forced to participate in gym class more like

Sat, 04 May 2013 19:26:27 -0400

arthursbone:

sentimentalsaturdays:

when I’m forced to participate in gym class

more like

hopelesslyhiddled: cyber-end-dragon: krill-ex: spicypeppers: ...

Sat, 04 May 2013 19:21:58 -0400

hopelesslyhiddled:

cyber-end-dragon:

krill-ex:

spicypeppers:

disturbingsteve:

The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat

this would fuck me up

im not ok

#I’D BE WALKING AROUND THE STORE JUST HOLDING ONTO THINGS #PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY AND I’M SCREAMING ‘WE’RE GOING DOWN’

mind fuck

samandriel: [x] “One does not simply dancey dance into...

Sat, 04 May 2013 12:27:13 -0400

samandriel:

[x] “One does not simply dancey dance into Mordor”

imjustjohnlocked: shoutger0nimo: all-misty-eyed: moonywormtail...

Fri, 03 May 2013 20:11:28 -0400

imjustjohnlocked:

shoutger0nimo:

all-misty-eyed:

moonywormtailpadfootandprongsy:

I just choked on my own saliva

whatever you think it’s gonna be, it’s not that

I have been looking for this FOREVER

WAT

i was drinking tea when i played this.

i never swallowed it.

Not only did you violate the rules, you also failed to...

Fri, 03 May 2013 18:41:54 -0400

Not only did you violate the rules, you also failed to understand the principle lesson.

Photo

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:42:27 -0400

consulting-meerkat: kkatkkrap: doctorbatman: spiritofgracekell...

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 13:49:37 -0400

consulting-meerkat:

kkatkkrap:

doctorbatman:

spiritofgracekelly:

Jennifer Lawrence Makes Great First Impressions

I would like to arrive early at her house. js.

That moment when you realize Jennifer Lawrence is Tumblr personified.

This girl is hilarious and I want to be best friends with her.

Hero

I want to be friends with her so badly.

fleshscars: Sometimes I wish it were easier to talk to people - to make them understand. But it’s...

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 02:38:49 -0400

fleshscars:

Sometimes I wish it were easier to talk to people - to make them understand. But it’s not worth trying, to be honest. It always ends terribly. That’s why I’ve taught myself to keep secrets.

Photo

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 20:57:41 -0400

c-caster: c-caster: i was in a lecture and i saw a girl posting a bunch of hipster posts on tumblr...

Fri, 18 Jan 2013 01:20:15 -0500

c-caster:

c-caster:

i was in a lecture and i saw a girl posting a bunch of hipster posts on tumblr and cuz i was bored i sent her a message on anon saying ‘you shouldn’t be on tumblr in class’ aND SHE FUCKING YELPED IN CLASS WHEN SHE READ IT AND I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING ON THE SPOT

LMAO I MESSAGED HER AGAIN BECAUSE I WAS BORED AND

JSAKCBAJNDSKCCL’LJ

~~I’mabadperson~~

sexualnnuendosftw: tastyfucks: Oh my god this is so fucking...

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 12:48:50 -0500

sexualnnuendosftw:

tastyfucks:

Oh my god this is so fucking cute.

And I think I love it because they know no one on that train will fuck with them.

Okay my heart is melting. This is really precious.

How funny/cute would it be if they didn’t even know each other but they both had exhausting days and just crashed on the subway. Then when they woke up it would be awkward at first, but then one would make a joke like “You make a great pillow” and the other would laugh and he’d ask if he would want to hang out.

Eventually they date, fall in love, get married, and adopt two kids and when their kids ask how they met they’ll tell them the story of how they fell asleep on each other in a public subway.

headcanon accepted

Only tumblr can make headcanons for two random strangers!

I ship it

OTP Subway Strangers!!!!!!

oh my god, I ship it so hard. otp: subway strangers.

John felt a stirring beside him, and subconsciously snuggled closer to the warm body. Soft, short hair tickled his cheek; there was a firm but gentle weight on his shoulder that made him lopsided.

Where am I?

He slowly blinked his eyes open. The steady sway of the subway train, the people sitting around him, minding their own business, it all came rushing back. He had been on his way to his apartment, fully prepared to spend the evening relaxing by himself. He must have nodded off.

The stirring at his side began again, and he jumped a little in surprise. A young man – a very handsome young man, his brain supplied – slowly sat up from where his head had been resting on John’s shoulder. The other man rubbed his eyes, yawned, gazed around the train sleepily. Finally, his eyes – beautiful, green eyes – came to rest on John, and they immediately widened.

“Do- Sorry, do I know you?” John asked.

“N-No, I don’t think so,” the younger man stuttered, looking completely panicked. “I- Oh my god, I’m so sorry! I totally didn’t mean to- I was just so tired- I swear I’m not some creeper or anything.”

John couldn’t help but laugh a little. “Hey, it’s alright. I did the same to you.”

There was a thoroughly awkward silence between them, during which they pointedly avoided eye contact. Finally, the other man spoke. “You, um, you make a really good pillow.”

John raised an eyebrow, and both of them blushed.

“Can I- What’s your name?” he asked on a whim.

“Luke. Lucas Wheaton. And yours?”

“John Levine.”

“Nice to meet you, John.” They shook hands, laughing at the odd form of meeting. “Where you headed?”

John checked the subway map and quickly realized that he had slept long passed his stop. “I- Well, I was headed home, but I missed my stop. So I suppose…I don’t know.” He glanced sideways at Luke and added, a little shyly, “What about yourself?”

“Same,” Luke chuckled.

There was another pause – shorter, and slightly less awkward. Then John took a dare and asked, “Do you maybe want to grab a bite to eat? If we get off at the next stop I know this great little Italian restaurant…”

Luke grinned, and it was absolutely stunning. “I’d love to, actually, yeah.”

“Really?” John couldn’t help but ask.

“Really,” Luke smiled.

..tumblr, why

CREYS

potassium-iodide: By: TKM

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 01:44:25 -0500

potassium-iodide:

By: TKM

lordoftheinternet: my personality could best be described as going back and forth between an...

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 12:12:39 -0500

lordoftheinternet:

my personality could best be described as going back and forth between an overemotional little shit and a cold emotionless drone

man-in-punk: Fuck You | Sleeping With Sirens (originally by...

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 18:54:38 -0500

man-in-punk:

Fuck You | Sleeping With Sirens (originally by Cee Lo Green)

the-milk-eyed-mender: needlesslydefiantwithtea: “Countless...

Wed, 07 Nov 2012 17:19:20 -0500

the-milk-eyed-mender:

needlesslydefiantwithtea:

“Countless others have come before you, seeking weapons or weaknesses or battle strategies!”

this is one of the truly brilliant things about this show. while most kids’ shows will have good vs evil conflict, atla has a war. a real war, between people, with all the moral greyness and points of view made clear. the fire nation isn’t evil: it’s a repressed country under the strict control of its ruler. we’re shown how history is altered and propaganda is taught as fact, so the people grow up moulded to hate all other nations.

and then we get lines like this, which make us stop and think wait, is what the other nations are doing really right? after all, Ba Sing Se was supposed to be a haven, but turned out to be repressive and full of lies.

in this case we know that Aang is justified, and we trust him to do what’s right because he has such high moral standards. then we get to the finale and all that is challenged again.

it’s just a brilliant show guise.

also RADPAC LIBRARIAN DEITY THAT TAKES THE SHAPE OF A SCARY ASS OWL

captain-poland: #she looks like a genderbent Charlie I am SO...

Sun, 04 Nov 2012 20:32:30 -0500

captain-poland:

#she looks like a genderbent Charlie I am SO CONFUSED

aelynn: essegigi: sakuton: lonelylovebird: agua-turtle: nomi...

Sun, 04 Nov 2012 20:17:50 -0500

aelynn:

essegigi:

sakuton:

lonelylovebird:

agua-turtle:

nominominus:

can-i-beyourforever:

if this is not your new favourite advertisement, you are lying.

OOOH MYYY GODDDDDD THIS IS TOO AMAZING FOR WORDS. AND PETER JACKSON OMG

This is the first time I’ve every watched a safety briefing extremely carefully.

I…WANT

NEW FAVORITE THING. Oh gosh. I’m grinning like a fool over here.

…the hairdryer tho… XDDD

ok that’s cool and all

but

WHAT. THAT IS THE FANCIEST AIRPLANE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE.

WHAT IS WITH THOSE BUSINESS PREMIERE SEATS?!